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[stefanged]

"It's Stefan. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can."

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WHO EVEN KNOWS...

SOREY'S HUMAN, SO THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN PLACE. COURTSHIP RITUALS OUTSIDE OF WHAT WE THINK AS DATING? I HOPE???

BUT I'LL ASK DEZEL. JUST IN CASE.

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[does Clay even know Dezel

probably not

whatever tho]

GOOD

REPORT TO ME WITH YOUR FINDINGS PLS

IM GONNA KEEP WATCHING THSESE 2

MILEKO KISSED SORYERS CHEEK ITW AS CUTE

SRY FOR TYPOS I ONLY OGT 1 HAND FREE

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WAIT.

YOU'RE LIVETEXTING THIS???

[#priorities]

GO ENJOY YOUR DATE YOU MORON :P I'LL TEXT YOU BACK WHEN I KNOW FOR SURE.

[excuse him while he proceeds to call up a wind seraph...]

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OK!!!

TEXT ME WHENEVER

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[a little bit later:]

1) YOU OWE ME. BIG-TIME.

2) Dating is a thing in their world. A very normal thing.

They either missed the memo or slept through sex ed . . .

Knowing them, probably both.

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1. IM SORRY?? WHAT 'D I DO

2. ok i acn see that

i say they missed the memeo because they were like

asking the difference between hanging out with a friend and being with your partner???

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1) I'll tell you later, but tl;dr, IT WAS NOT A FUN CONVERSATION.

2) Whoa, seriously?? No one ever stopped to explain that?
That's huge. Also a little worrying because even I know the difference.

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1. I DON'T EVEN KNOW TH EGUY YOU TALKED TO COMEON

2. right??? i knew the difference since i was like

a kid

thats saying somtehign

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Like that matters!!

[Congratulations: Clay has unlocked Stefan Sassatore.]

Yeah. Makes you wonder why that wasn't on someone's priority list.

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omfg stef

[he'd feel honored if he wasn't feeling so attacked right now]

i wanna find who raised them and ask why they never explained this cause uh

kinda iportant

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It's true. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[He'll apologize for this later. Maybe.]

Just a bit.
But since they didn't, good luck explaining whatever else their parents (grandparents?) missed.

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oh no

oh no stef

what if

what if they ask about

YOU KNOW

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They wouldn't.

At least, Sorey wouldn't....... Have you SEEN what he reads?

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no














wait what

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[shit, shit – abort mission!!]

Don't worry about it.
They've got the Talk, I promise.

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stef

stef be real with me brother

does sorey read smut

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No.









Absolutely not.

He's my BROTHER. Do you think I'd know that?

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hey youre the one who implied it so of course im gonan think you'd know that!!

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Only because I thought you knew!!

[shit, how the hell is he supposed to keep this a secret AND keep his dignity intact . . . ]

but it's not smut, it's historical texts on fertility.
You know archeologists.
"Ritual" usually means "sex."

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yeah that makess ense i guess

[but you know

that's not gonna stop Clay from asking Sorey what kinds of books he reads]

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You're going to ask him, aren't you.





(At least wait until AFTER your date.)