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[stefanged]

"It's Stefan. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can."

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[stefanged]

Uh, hold on. You call me in the middle of a date and yet this is none of my business??

[Bro... Bro, they need to have a Talk. Maybe face-to-face.]

The first rule of dating: you always put the girlfriend first.

[huaaaaagh]

I... look, I know that. I just- she said that, and-

[He has weak-ass excuses and he knows it, but admitting defeat is just wrong.]

I didn't want to forget.

...And it's the sleeping together part that's not of your business, for your information!

[stefanged]

Okay, for the record, I don't actually want to know about your sex life.

[He pauses, letting out a heavy sigh. Just this once, he feels far older than he normally acts...]

You just - you could've yelled at me later. Like, when you're not trying to remind your wife how much you love her later.

[huaaaaagh]

Good, because I'm not gonna tell you anyway.

[He doesn't need to know how long it's been hahahHAHAHA]

I can do both. That's what mobile devices are for.

[stefanged]

[Even if Kirito can't see him toss his arms up in the air, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING RIGHT NOW.]

Uh. No. You clearly can't, if she flew off in the middle of it.

[huaaaaagh]

I probably could have done it if I'd texted you instead.

[That isn't even the point here, he just doesn't want to lose the argument anymore.]

[stefanged]

Maybe, but that's besides the point. You haven't seen her in what, seventeen months??

[He sighs. Again, this time with even more feeling!!]

Come on, Kirito. I thought you were better than that.

[huaaaaagh]

And I thought you knew me.

[Stefan, please.]

[stefanged]

Of course I do.

[His voice grows heavy too,] So come on, what was the rest of your rant?

[huaaaaagh]

What? No, that was it. I just couldn't believe you told her that.

[Did you expect something serious?]

Speaking of Asuna, though, she's going to transfer to the Paisley.

[stefanged]

Oh.

[He's got nothing. Sorry, bro?]

Good. I was wondering when that'd happen. Did you already fill out the paperwork, or should I get on it?

[huaaaaagh]

Oh, uh. No, I haven't done this paperwork before.

[Never transferred, never set one up... yeah, he's been very settled on the Paisley thus far.]

Can you show me?

[stefanged]

Easily. I've done it a couple of times, actually - for Remus, back in the day, and then for Misty a couple of weeks ago.

[Or he walked them through it. Details.]

Whenever you're ready, I'll be in the lab.

[huaaaaagh]

Right- okay! Meet you there as soon as I'm free!

...Which, uh, might be a while. Since Asuna.

[He's learned his lesson, he's not ditching her.]

[stefanged]

Wait, you're still with her?

[Goddammit, bro . . . ]

Go already! I'll see you whenever.

[huaaaaagh]

She's trying on some stuff in the market, it's fine. I'm not doing that again.

[stefanged]

Good. [He sighs.]

Just text me when you're headed back and I'll walk you through it.

[huaaaaagh]

Will do. Thanks, cap'n.

[SALUTE]