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so it's my birthday in like a week but you don't have to do anything for it

anyways that's all have a good day

Hold up, it's in a week?

[Yeah no, he's gonna bake something.]

Do you prefer chocolate, vanilla, or what-passes-for-lemon?

i'm being forced to tell you it's the 12th

that sounds suspiciously like you're going to do something

Tell Nightingale thank you for me.

Of course I am. All birthdays need a cake, and I never did deliver those Christmas cookies.

please imagine my overdramatic groaning because that's definitely happening

anyways chocolate i guess

You got it, on both counts.

I can't promise any fancy decorating, but it'll be good.

if there's any fancy decorating i will punch you

Just for that, I'm tempted to actually learn how.

(no, seriously. I've never tried cake decorating.)

okay so like let me get this straight

i say, i'm going to punch you if you do this thing, and your immediate thought is, i should absolutely learn how to do this thing

Yes?

But it'll be your birthday, so I wouldn't ACTUALLY do it. Your wishes > my amusement at said fancy decorating.

but the cake itself is unavoidable??

Of course.

Can't have a proper birthday without one.

fineeeeee

let the records show that i protested this decision

History will remember the Grand Opal protest, I assure you.

as long as the legacy of my struggle lives on, i guess

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