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[stefanged]

"It's Stefan. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can."

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[robitussin]

so it's my birthday in like a week but you don't have to do anything for it

anyways that's all have a good day

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[stefanged]

Hold up, it's in a week?

[Yeah no, he's gonna bake something.]

Do you prefer chocolate, vanilla, or what-passes-for-lemon?

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[robitussin]

i'm being forced to tell you it's the 12th

that sounds suspiciously like you're going to do something

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[stefanged]

Tell Nightingale thank you for me.

Of course I am. All birthdays need a cake, and I never did deliver those Christmas cookies.

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[robitussin]

please imagine my overdramatic groaning because that's definitely happening

anyways chocolate i guess

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[stefanged]

You got it, on both counts.

I can't promise any fancy decorating, but it'll be good.

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[robitussin]

if there's any fancy decorating i will punch you

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[ladybro]

[ ok, so, it's like stupid late -- and kate's locking up malum at the end of her shift. alone, bored, and in need of some distraction from her ongoing clumsiness glitch. ]

Would you rather your shirts be always two sizes too big or one size too small?

[ don't ask. or do. at your peril. ]

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[stefanged]

Two sizes too big. Always.

[Curiosity's getting the better of him, though . . . ]

What's up? Someone mess up your t-shirt order?

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[ladybro]

Nope.

Would you rather have everything you eat be too salty or not salty enough no matter how much salt you add?

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[stefanged]

Not salty enough. The other flavors usually balance it out.

[ . . . ]

Should I be asking you a question or two?

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[ladybro]

Depends. Do you want to get to know me better?

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[stefanged]

Of course! That goes without saying.

Let me try, then: would you rather hear good news or bad news first?

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[ladybro]

Bad news. It usually comes with the more pressing need to react. Do something. Fix it.

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[monolike]

[Shortly after this,]

Hey Stefan, what does 'kinky' mean in the context of dungeons?

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[stefanged]

[He hasn't had anywhere near enough tea to begin to explain this one . . . ]

Um.

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[stefanged]

[an almost inaudible sigh as he weighs between being honest and being kosher . . . ]

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[stefanged]

Well, a "kink" means something unusual in the context of your love life, right? If you take that into consideration...

[He sighs. Again. Of all the conversations to have over the communicator...]

Basically, uh - "kinky" in that sense means a dungeon that appeals to someone's erm, instinctual urges.

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[monolike]

[Sorry akhi, he asked something demanding of you, huh?]

Mm, I see. I figured it was something like that, since Nightingale said it with this little smirk. I'd just never heard of 'dungeon' being used in that context before.

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[stefanged]

[Demanding, embarrassing, it's about the same from here. He does relax, though, at the realization that he won't have to fully explain BDSM today.]

Ah. I don't know about her world, but some people would build "dungeons" to satisfy their pleasures. Those are mostly rooms with props people use during intercourse - and they'll try to make it adhere to a theme too.

I wouldn't recommend looking into those. Mostly because they're weird even by my standards.

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[monolike]

I bet it'd be interesting to read about, though! [It would. It would be enthralling.] You're so vanilla, Stefan.

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[stefanged]

[ There's a long pause where he goes to turn off his communicator so Sorey won't hear him bang his head against the table . . . ]

I'm sorry, what?

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[monolike]

Vanilla! It means 'not sexually adventurous.' [buddy, p sure that's not what he's asking] I've never really said it in conversation, but I'm pretty sure that's the right way to use it.

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[expellerhead]

[ An invitation pops up in his inbox.]

[expellerhead]

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